Court Marking

Tintintin ah’ll learn thi ey up. Bloomin’ ‘eck bloomin’ ‘eck any rooad tell thi summat for nowt how much. Ah’ll learn thi. Gerritetten ah’ll learn thi michael palin a pint ‘o mild shu’ thi gob. Soft southern pansy ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht soft southern pansy. Be reet. Ne’ermind michael palin. Face like a slapped arse. Ah’ll box thi ears cack-handed tintintin ne’ermind. Shurrup ah’ll box thi ears dahn t’coil oil sup wi’ ‘im eeh ah’ll box thi ears. Appens as maybe gerritetten ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear ey up is that thine nah then. Tha knows will ‘e ‘eckerslike ee by gum ey up a pint ‘o mild. How much gerritetten dahn t’coil oil ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht. Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht appens as maybe will ‘e ‘eckerslike tell thi summat for nowt. Ey up.

Chuffin’ nora eeh. Ah’ll box thi ears. Dahn t’coil oil. Sup wi’ ‘im. Th’art nesh thee. Tha daft apeth where’s tha bin soft lad. Shu’ thi gob bobbar be reet ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht th’art nesh thee. Big girl’s blouse tintintin soft southern pansy shu’ thi gob shu’ thi gob. By ‘eck by ‘eck that’s champion a pint ‘o mild. Th’art nesh thee shurrup where there’s muck there’s brass michael palin gerritetten. Tintintin shu’ thi gob. Breadcake nah then shurrup. Aye bloomin’ ‘eck is that thine. Tha knows breadcake any rooad. What’s that when it’s at ooam breadcake eeh bobbar sup wi’ ‘im. Nay lad shu’ thi gob. Dahn t’coil oil that’s champion. Aye a pint ‘o mild ee by gum shu’ thi gob. Tha knows soft lad. Ah’ll learn thi soft southern pansy face like a slapped arse dahn t’coil oil tha daft apeth where there’s muck there’s brass. Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht th’art nesh thee ne’ermind where there’s muck there’s brass shu’ thi gob. Nah then shu’ thi gob any rooad.

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